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Rereading Mercy Thompson. Again. (and Alpha and Omega). I finished Moon Called at work with an hour left, which gave me an hour to contemplate the cover… and I still don’t get it.

I mean it’s not just the sexy pin-up, I get sexy pin-up… I guess. No I don’t it makes absolutely no sense in the the context of the story. Mercy’s a mechanic, not a pin-up model (I wouldn’t have a problem if she was a pin-up model, but she’s not, so it’s annoying.)

Combined with the back:


“Mercy Thompson’s sexy next-door neighbor is a werewolf.


[…]


But then, Mercy Thompson is not exactly normal herself…and her connection to the world of things that go bump in the night is about to get her into a whole lot of trouble.”


Does this sound like a book about a woman who shapeshifts into a coyote, fights evil werewolves (and vampires, and fae, and humans), is a general badass, and knows exactly when you take shit from someone and then go leave a dilapidated old car in their scenic view.


No, it sounds kinda like a romance novel. It doesn’t exactlylook like a romance novel… I’m not sure what girly pin-up is for when the seeming target audience of this book is probably straight women. (Mind you, I’m a queer woman and I love the fuck outta it *shrugs*) I’ve read a lot of reviews that have people embarrassed to be reading them in public because of the cover, which always strikes me as such a shame because it really is a great series.


But… based on the cover? I wouldn’t have read it if a friend hadn’t recommended it to me. And then put it in my hands and made me read it. Because what? It’s like a silly romance novel, right?


Nooope. We have badass ladies of all sorts (And badass in all sorts of ways. Honey isn’t even vilified for being feminine.), a main character that is not white (in both Mercy’s series and Alpha and Omega), actual acknowledgement of queer characters and how the universe relates to them (Depressingly absent from a lot of the fantasy out there…), stories mainly about adventure, mystery, and monster fighting with romantic elements woven in tastefully.


Augh, it’s almost four in the morning and I’m rambling, but. This series, and its spin off, is awesome. But the covers, I think, kind of defeat it. Highly sexualized ladies on the front, fluffy descriptions on the back. Bad news all around.


Basic point of my rambled nonsensical rant? I heavily recommend this series to fans of the Urban Fantasy genre, badass lady main characters (who are still written as people, with weaknesses and interests and personalities beyond ‘tough’), and just good books. Patricia Briggs creates a really interesting world, and some really amazing characters. Pleeeaaase don’t let the covers fool you, this is a great series.

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Jessica Jones and Luke Cage may be what gets me to regularly read Marvel comics.

Damn it they are so adorable and fabulous aaaaaaaa 

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Oh no she’s dead.

You killed not-Lois Lane D= 

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Terri Kidder the reporter.

Hee.

Nice one Marvel. 

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fuck. I hate my windows at night, I have to close all the blinds. I’m always sure there’s going to be some horror out there.

Which is silly, because if it’s out there, it’s not in here.

With me.

But still. Brrrrrr. 

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Revisionist History: The Passing of the Scaly Panties, Part One

schizoauthoress:

Pretty much everyone who reads comics knows that Dick Grayson was the first Robin, and that he is now Nightwing.  This is a change that happened at least three times now.  Once pre-Crisis on Infinite Earths, again post-Crisis on Infinite Earths, and it obviously happened in the DCnU.  I will be focusing on the post-COIE version, as told in Batman #408 (1987), and the retcon that happened later in Nightwing #101 (2005).

That’s the work of Max Allan Collins in the ’80s versus Scott Beatty and Chuck Dixon in ‘05, for those keeping score at home.

How and Why Dick Grayson Stopped Being Robin

In Batman 408, Dick is shot by the Joker.

Batman freaks out, and tries to go to Robin’s aid.  But he also has to subdue the Joker…

…which, given that Robin was rapidly losing blood from a shoulder wound, may have taken too long!  At least, that’s what the journalists in the observing news ‘copter think may have happened.  They run a story on the news speculating that Robin was killed.

In contrast, in Nightwing 101…

Well… Robin was on a mission with the Teen Titans and was late getting to Gotham to help Batman in subduing and bringing in Clayface (Matt Hagan).  Yeah.

Also, he gives Batman some “attitude” and disobeys an order — instead of taking the kid and leaving Clayface to Batman, Robin runs off after Clayface alone.  Ooh!

(Batman leaves the kid in the car and goes chasing after Robin and Clayface, and it turns out that the two of them have to work together to beat Clayface.  Batman pitches a fit about this the whole drive back home…)

****

Back in Batman 408, Bruce has decided that since the media seems keen on the idea of Robin being dead, that Robin should “stay dead” and Dick can no longer be his partner.

Understandably offended, Dick initially protests (especially being called a child).  Bruce reassures Dick that his decision has nothing to do with Dick not measuring up to standard, and Dick agrees to abide by it…

…but we all know that even if he’s not Robin, he’ll still be a crime-fighter.  Because that’s what Bruce raised him to be.  The two men agree to an end to the partnership, and do so amicably.

…Things don’t go nearly as well in Nightwing 101.

Bruce yells about how Dick is never around anymore and this is a war and serious business.  Like Dick was off partying or something, not saving people from Brother Blood with his team.  He doesn’t listen to anything that Dick has to say and busts out with an ultimatum of “You’re fired!”

Yeah.  Yeah, this retcon really improves things, huh folks? -_-

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….well, I am officially, probably, too excited about fictional RP weddings. Lalala…XD

saphire-dance’s Arcadian!Dick, my Kinfolk!Tim. In tuxedos and wedding first dance?

*is a total sap*

Also totally the closest I have come to successfully drawing tuxes successfully… ever. XD;;
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saphire-dance:

sephet:

saphire-dance:

These are mostly for Lynn, but if y’all have an opinion, feel free to comment. These are the options for a werewolf wedding cake topper. Actual cake (at least the top couple of layers) to be baked tomorrow.

Yes, I’m baking a real wedding cake for fictional characters.

*incoherent glee noises* (Sorry I’m so late to come upon this, it’s been one of those days D=)

My vote goes out to bottom right, though both bottom ones are good, it’s very likely in part my perspective on the matter. The brown wolf looks so much smaller than the white wolf. 

(I’ve already whipped up a couple icons of that completely perfect wolf you recommended earlier XD)

They’re very close to the same size but the white one does seem a little bigger in person too. I liked the bottom right one best as well, but I thought I’d let you see all the options first. I’ve already been thinking of the white one as Dick and the brown one as Tim. Also as you can see I have two of each wolf so I can send you a pair as a memento.

Omigosh~!! *clutches face*

I am so excited about their fictional wedding. So, so excited. XD

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saphire-dance:

These are mostly for Lynn, but if y’all have an opinion, feel free to comment. These are the options for a werewolf wedding cake topper. Actual cake (at least the top couple of layers) to be baked tomorrow.

Yes, I’m baking a real wedding cake for fictional characters.

*incoherent glee noises* (Sorry I’m so late to come upon this, it’s been one of those days D=)

My vote goes out to bottom right, though both bottom ones are good, it’s very likely in part my perspective on the matter. The brown wolf looks so much smaller than the white wolf. 

(I’ve already whipped up a couple icons of that completely perfect wolf you recommended earlier XD)

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In which Lynn is having a bad day, and spent too much on eye shadow.

I wanted to kind of… chart the process of my putting on make up? XD;

First is just freshly washed, with moisturiser and lip-chap. As you can see I am a blotchy pimple-tastic mess XD

Second includes primer (which does an evening things to make me less blotchy) and foundation/concealer/blush. The blush is called Hot Tamale and I love it so fucking much. I love Maybelline make up. XD

Third is final product. Eye shadow and lipstick. Both of which were probably way to expensive as the eye shadow was from Sephora and the lipstick was MAC. But all in all it gets across the point of pinnnnkkk.

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Wow that is taking uncaring to whole new levels. Are you going to be able to find another doc, because you need someone who’s going to take care of you.
ugh that sounds really terrible and shitty *hugs*

*huuugs* I am going back to my old family doctor, who’s kind of lazy and useless at times, but has never pulled stunts like this. At the moment I’m hoping if I talk to him about this bullshit he’ll be able to do something… because I am really doubting work is going to accept ‘so you know how my doctor kept saying he was sending a doctor’s note? Now he’s saying he won’t. Uh, sorry?’ in place of necessary doctor’s note. 

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Pop quiz kiddies!entirely too bitter Lynn is entirely too bitter…

How long do you think it takes to get a doctors note faxed to your work?

If your answer was two weeks and counting, with assurances that it’s coming, then an hour and a half in a waiting room, before the secretary who told you to sit down and she’ll talk to him tells you that he probably won’t be able to do half the note because it’s back-dating, even though I called them before it was back-dating, and eventually she just sent me on my way with nothing because “he’s really busy” but she’ll get him to totally write up a note for this appointment we didn’t book for a week and a half so it was too late for you to properly book time off for it, you’d be functioning on my Doctor’s level.


So basically being told ‘yup, totally handled’ over and over, actually meant ‘oh wait, no, not handled at all, we can’t actually do that.’ I mean if they couldn’t do it to begin with, fine, I could go to a medi-centre or another doctor. But now it’s been over two weeks, and my work still needs a fucking note and I hate everything.

Doctors are fucking worthless scum.

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Ugh. Going to scream… start crying… or… I don’t know destroy the world.

Actually I think I might just curl up in a ball and hate all doctors forever and always and all of time. Fuck everyone ever. 

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fuckyeah-makeup:

drugstoreprincess:

Finally, a makeup advertisement addressing the fact that makeup is an ARTFORM, and isn’t only used to “hide your flaws”.

I want to put these ads all over the world and inside my school. Haha

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Wheee buying silly perfumes because I feel bad. Totally good at life decisions, guys. @__@